The opinionated, pedantic, rarely wrong editor of D Magazine will retreat from his position and publicly acknowledge in a FrontBurner blog post that the winning bidder is, in fact, right. Just this once. With this item, you can make Tim Rogers, Editor of Being Right at D Magazine,  admit you’re right about one thing. Play this card at any time, and Rogers will have to back down and acknowledge your total and complete rightness. (Very specific terms and conditions apply.)

Terms/Conditions/Expiration date:  All current employees of D Magazine are encouraged to bid but are reminded that usage of this voucher in the wrong circumstance could lead to a lifelong feud, and Tim is going to prevail therein. Don't secure a short-term win at the expense of everlasting hellfire, is what we're saying. Your call, though. All persons related to Tim by blood or marriage should bear in mind the events surrounding Thanksgiving dinner 2004. If you don't recall said events, a copy of the police report can be provided to jog your memory. No member of the Dallas Morning News editorial board is bold enough to bid even $6, so there's no reason to address that group here. If your intention is to win this voucher so that you can state, "Tim owes me $7,000," or such similar nonsense, and then force Tim to admit you are right and pay you $7,000, that's not going to fly. But Tim likes where your head was at. The laws of thermodynamics are not subject to this voucher. Neither is Katie Dog, who shall remain the fluffiest dog with the softest ears no matter what anyone says to the contrary. Voucher expires at the precise time of Tim's death or the cessation of FrontBurner or the conclusion of spacetime, whichever comes first. Good girl, Katie!