James Beard award-winning writer, Alice Laussade, will write your obituary. "You're going to need it. You might as well let me write it for you now, so it's ready." Some of it will be true. Some of it won't be true. OK-- none of it will be true. Alice will sit with you at lunch at Slow Bone BBQ, and you'll talk through what you'd like her to highlight from your life. She'll then send you an obituary that has been gloriously framed by Vinyard Frame Designs, so that it's easy to find when you need it.

Get this giant bucket of amazing Dude Sweet Chocolate delivered to your doorstep, and you'll be happier than Charlie Bucket running around with that golden ticket.

Porch Pumpkins will deliver Porch Punpkins Package #4! All the necessities for a picture perfect fallwill be delivered to your door. 4 specialty pumpkins, 4 large jack - o - lanterns, 4 medium jack - o - lanterns and an asssortment pie pumpkins sure to pair with that seasonal PSL drink even if the weather is still giving death valley vibes. 

Jim Casey takes you and three friends on a tour of Google, plus you get to ride in his electric Jeep, grab some lunch on a patio and drink a craft cocktail or two at a box truck bar on I-35. It's doesn't get more Austin than this.

Meat Church's Matt Pittman will host a barbecue class at TX Whisky Ranch, and you'll have two front row seats at the party! Available date is December 14th!

Enjoy a great time and great barbecue for four at Lockhart Smokehouse!

Donate $200, and we'll ship you this apron! Donate $200 and you'll receive the 2023 Official Meat Fight Commemorative Apron! This donation shows your love for the cause and will go DIRECTLY to support an athlete living with MS who wants to take on an epic challenge with Meat Fight and our coaches! Previous challenges include: Hiking into the Grand Canyon, 70.3 Ironman in Galveston, Dallas Marathon & Bike MS!

Mark your Meat Calendars! Meat Fight's 2023 Commemorative Calendar is here, and it's the perfect gift this holiday season! Every dollar of the sales of these calendars will go DIRECTLY to support an athlete living with MS as they take on epic endurance challenges with Meat Fight, like Bike MS!

An occasional vegetarian folds your clean laundry. (No undies.) Merritt Martin, master laundry-folder, will bring you dinner for 2 from the fanciest McDonald's or Whataburger in the Metroplex, plus one bottle of booze. You won't have to tell her how to fold your laundry-- she'll just do it. The right way. Will discuss Bravo, Better Call Saul, Beverly Hills 90210 in all iterations, Fleabag and Lifetime/Hallmark movies. DFW area only. No Fridays. Cannot be trusted not to cuss in front of children. Valid for up to 4 generously-filled baskets of clean laundry.

Donate a bike package for someone living with MS so that they can take on Bike MS rides all across the country with Meat Fight, Inc.!

Package includes all the equipment needed to tackle long-distance cycling: Road/Gravel Bike, helmet, Meat Fight jersey, water bottles, bike pump and more! Plus, connection with our coaching crew so that they're prepared to show up and tackle 50, 100, or 150 miles!

Donate 1/2 a bike package for someone living with MS so that they can take on Bike MS rides all across the country with Meat Fight, Inc.!

Package includes all the equipment needed to tackle long-distance cycling: Road/Gravel Bike, helmet, Meat Fight jersey, water bottles, bike pump and more! Plus, connection with our coaching crew so that they're prepared to show up and tackle 50, 100, or 150 miles!